10 things overheard as the Chiefs beat the Dolphins in the Wild Card round

On Saturday night, the Kansas City Chiefs advanced to the Divisional round of the playoffs with a 26-7 win over the Miami Dolphins. Here’s some of what Tom Ruprecht overheard on GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

1. “Ahh… doesn’t that breeze feel nice?”
2. “When we were in the 95-degree heat of training camp, we were dreaming of the playoffs. Now that we’re in the playoffs, we’re dreaming of the 95-degree heat of training camp.”
3. “Kickoff is delayed because someone dared Travis Kelce to lick the goalpost.”
4. “So Tua… did you get a lot of days like this growing up in Hawaii?”
5. “I just breathe easier knowing that Kadarius Toney is inactive.”
6. “Jason Garrett has been awful at every NFL job he’s ever had — and they keep giving him new ones!”
7. “What should we do with this chunk of Patrick Mahomes’ helmet? Stick it in with the rest of the crap in Andy Reid’s mustache?”
8. “I’d say 90% of the Chiefs’ fans showed up — and about 30% of the Dolphins’ players.”
9. “The Chiefs don’t get pass interference calls because the referees think, ‘Eh, he would’ve dropped it anyway.’”
10. “I didn’t bet the ‘Under’ because of the weather. I bet the ‘Under’ because of the Chiefs’ defense.”